When it comes to board games, I’m not in it to win it, I’m in it to have fun with it. That way, I NEVER lose.
When someone puts up a wall, build a bridge. Traversing a bridge is more fun than going through a wall.
Marriage Booster: ‘Sweetheart, welcome home. I’m hiding in the house with a Nerf gun. Here’s the other one. Loser cooks dinner.’
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