Bent-out-of-shape is not the same thing as flexible.
Shouting ‘horse-feathers’ instead of profanity when you accidentally hurt yourself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
Swallowing pride and hoping the other person gets well beats drinking the poison of anger and hoping the other person gets sick.
When someone lights the fuse to your *firecracker*, you have 5-seconds to breathe and smile to diffuse it. Shouting sets it off.
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