Relationship Insurance: Slow-dancing in the kitchen with your sweetheart. Sense of Humor Insurance: Any dance with a mop. DANCE!
Everyone has access to alternative energy. It’s called a good sense of humor. Access it. Energize!
Putting an *Out of order* sticker on your forehead and calling it a day is not the best way. But, the sticker part would be funny.
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